It’s Just A Movie

Interested in watching a good movie this weekend? Ok, so instead of “good”, we meant “bad”. Or, better said, we can definitely inform you on what not to watch in case you are actually looking for an artistic experience. But, here is a tip: if you are into combat action (and if you are into it, then you are probably a guy, which solves our second eligibility criteria) - then we have got the movie for you: DOA: Dead or Alive.

Now let’s settle things straight: why do you have to be a guy to watch - and, probably, even to enjoy - this movie? Well, because it is about hot girls who fight. And a tiny extra detail: they fight wearing… umm, not much. If you don’t believe us, or if it sounds too good to be true, take a look at the poster on the right. What is the word we are looking for here? Could it be “cheesy” or “unpretentious”? Oh, wait, it’s both. So yes, you’ve got yourself a very lightweight movie with as much depth as um, well, as a flat surface.

Here it goes: “They’re the ultimate fighters, they’ve got the looks. They’ve got the moves. And the men fall at their feet.” Oh, wow, we did not see that coming - the tagline really said new and unpredictable things about the “video game turned into movie”. So let’s summarize: you are about to watch something very similar to Mortal Combat, with the only particularity that the fighters wear bikinis. And that’s pretty much it.